Chapter Nine
Highway Train
The next day started late for Turner
and Kim. They had crashed on Sam’s clandestine couches after their musical
conversation had run into the early morning hours. It was not until the late
afternoon that they went back the hotel. They got stuck in the rush hour paying
the cabbie mostly for swearing while immobile. They arrived there as the soon
sun was painting the sky crimson. The first star had appeared above heralding
the approaching night.
“There you are!” Cray had been
sitting in the hotel lobby seemingly lost in thought. The moment he saw them
enter he got up walking towards them in long strides. “I started to worry after
you missed breakfast and lunch. Are you OK? You are OK, right?”
“Yes Cray.” Turner said. “There is
nothing wrong. We just got carried away yesterday evening. Which by the way is
a good thing because that means that we have a drummer turning us into a
functional band.” Turner turned towards Sam, “This here is Samantha Freeman.”
he said.
“Call me Sam.” she said shaking
Cray’s hand. “So your Billy Cray. I’ve heard a lot a bout you and I’m looking
forward to hear you play.”
“You heard about me? Er… wow… right…
I guess we’ll have a lot of time to listen to our music now I guess. Pleasure
to meet you.” after a short pause he added: “please call me Will or Cray. I
hate being called Billy.” he’s smile twitched a bit.
“Sure thing Cray.” Sam said.
Slightly amused that Cray appeared more nervous of meeting her than she of him.
“D.C. in his room?” asked Turner.
“No.” Cray’s smile stabilising,
growing into a wide grin. “He’s getting the bus.”
Kim whistled in appreciation.
“You’ve got a bus?” said Turner.
“Bus?” asked Sam.
“While you two were out and about to
recruit our latest memeber… erm… Sam. We went right into the mission of getting
us a tour bus. Well maybe not the very instant you left. There was also a bit
of drinking involved. But nothing wild. Deeply social occasion. We were tossing
around some ideas. It took us a while but we quickly got the ball rolling. The
bar has wireless LAN, so combining the pleasure with the research was easy.”
“Right.” said Turner.
“Turns out that there isn’t anyone
specialising in tour buses. At least not in the net. We were going through a
couple of options. But then we remembered where we were. And while we may not
be walking legends like you Turner, we do have friends in the scene. So we rang
up a few people, they called friends of friends. Shit like that. And then
shazaam! We got a number of a dude that might be able to help us.”
“A dude?”
“Yep. Older even than you.”
“What’s that supposed to mean.”
asked Turner who remembered that even to the older band members like Cray and
Sam he was still ancient. He didn’t feel ancient. His body might be getting
creaky, but his soul was still young and fresh.
“I’m sorry Turner. It was not meant
like that. You’re not old, old. Right? You are more of seasoned? Grown? Full of
wisdom?” Cray was getting nervous again as his words did not improve Turner’s
mood. “At least you’ve still got all your hair.” he was grasping at straws now.
“You were talking about the bus
dude.” said Sam, she was standing a bit back from the other three observing the
group. She hoped her little prod would bring the conversation back on track.
“Right. Old dude. Like in he was
even around when you were young. Which is kind of great. Right” Cray said.
“Experience is important. You are
right Cray.” said Turner who was now starting to feel more sorry for Cray than
for himself. “So who is he?”
“Now listen to this. Most of his
life he wasn’t a chauffeur, but a roadie. So that’s puts us into two birds with
a stone category. He is a veteran of many tours, has seen generations of bands
coming and going and the best part is, because he is feeling that he is getting
to old for this shit, he built himself a bus. One big double-decker extra
length monster of a bus. When he retired he bought a big old machine. Wanting
to turn it into his dream home on wheels. Turns out he still dreams of music.
So there he is sitting on that monster which feels kind of pointless without a
band.”
“And we just happen to be the first
band that comes knocking at his door?” said Kim doubt rolling over her
features.
“No. It gets even better.” Cray was
no visibly excited. “He was open to the idea to go on tour once again, but so
far he has told every band that came knocking at his door to fuck off. Not one
of them was good enough for him. We were almost blown off ourselves!” he said
as if it was the most amazing thing in the world.
“But we got the bus?” asked Turner.
“We got the bus.” beamed Cray.
“How?”
“Because of you, man.”
“Me?” Turner had not seen that one
coming.
“Yep. He remembers you Turner. He
remembers you from the time when you were and I am quoting here: ‘a
motherfucking rock god’. The idea that you have returned from oblivion to form
a new band and kick some sense into the scene today got the man all excited. So
as you had not come back we decided to split up. D.C. went to the old man to
bring the bus, while I waited here for you to come back. “
* * *
The roadie
did look nothing like Turner had imagined him. He had played through many
variations in his mind but none had come up with what he saw. The man was
probably 70 years old. He had long silver hair, a face full of deep fault lines
and crevices, his muddy brown eyes had gone a bit watery with age. But he was
built like what brick houses dreamt of becoming when they grew up. 6’5” tall,
mostly bulging muscles, with lightly tanned skinned that had an impressive
collection of scars. He looked like a man who had not simply lived live, but
had walked right through it. As he had introduced him self his deep voice
rumbled through the room like a rock slide, shaking the people in the room and
bewildering the elephants in the local zoo.
When it was Adrian’s turn in the
round of introductions, the man paused. “Oh. My. God!” he said his deep bass
moving into the upper baritone scale. “It’s you.” the man out his plate sized
hand in front of his mouth, obviously fretting. “It is such an honour to meet
you sir. I know this sounds silly but I am a huge fan of you. I’ve been
collecting your records since your Critical Chain Gang Reaction days!” Turner
winced. That had been the name of his first pre-soul sale. The memory returned
instantly to him as the man in front of him said the words. With the memories
also came deep embarrassment. “Right through the later days of Vintage
Innovation. I was devastated when there were no new albums. For years I have
kept my eyes open, hoping beyond hope that you’d still be touring the states.
And here you are! Right in front of me!” the giant’s eye were now brimming with
tears, one of them breaking lose as he blinked rolling down the canyons of his
face.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Adrian the man asked himself. Turner the rock star on a mission felt right at
home. He placed one hand on the mans arm while shaking his hand. “It is a great
pleasure to meet you. Please stop the ‘sir’ nonsense my name is Adrian.” he
smiled his most winning smile. Kim rolled her eyes, D.C. was trying out his
minimalist ‘what the fuck’ face, Cray was shaking his head repressing a chuckle
and Sam was in her neutral observer mode.
“McLean. Darius McLean. It is such
an honour…” it took Darius an enormous amount of will power to say: “…Adrian.”
one the word was out he started to beam like a xenon arc-lamp.
“No Darius, can I call you Darius?”
Kim groaned at this point which, Darius seemed to not notice though, both Cray
and D.C. now were working very hard at not chuckling inspecting the walls with
renewed interest.
“Of course si… Adrian. Darius is
fine.”
“Glad to hear that. Darius it is us
who are honoured, I heard that you had dismissed all other bands before us.”
Darius was now turning a deep red. “We are all incredibly happy that you
decided to give us a chance. You are taking a big risk here. We are newly
formed. We haven’t even played all together yet. So thank you from all of us
that you came all the way here to give us a chance. We really appreciate it.”
the old mountain of a roadie was now working hard to keep his dignity. There
was now a second tear tumbling down his face, his lip quivering.
Turner looked at the others who were
fighting to subdue their giggles. “Right?” Turner tried to calm the others
down. The could not see the big man or his reaction. Having them laugh out loud
would be a disaster. Kim was stepping forward her face foretelling the arrival
of a wave of sarcasm. When she saw the face of the old man, her expression
changed instantly. First there was surprise with a bit of shock, quickly
followed by her features softening. Her smile was now warm and welcoming. She
put her hand on Darius’s left shoulder. “You sir, are our mother fucking
saviour.” as she said that she slapped his shoulder a couple times. She looked
at Turner indicating with her eyes, that he’d now better leave the picture for
a moment. Turner moved over to Sam. Cray had picked up on the situation once he
saw Kim’s reaction, he approached working with Kim of getting a proper
conversation going. He Darius when he started talking about how he’d like to
see the bus Darius had constructed, as he had soldered his favourite keyboard
together himself. Kim joined telling her about her hand carved bass and soon
the three of them were having an animated conversation.
“Well played chief.” Sam said.
Turner shrugged. “Back in the day I
used to meet thousands of people like that. Never in such strange
circumstances though.”
“You did well. A bit stilted but for
that guy it was discovering that Santa Claus was real all along and that he had
been a good boy. Many others would have either behaved like pricks or would
have lodged their feet so hard into their mouths they would have fused with
their faces.”
“Thanks. And that was a really
disturbing image.”
“Kind of amusing though.” said Sam
her deadpan moving ever so slightly to hint at a smile.
* * *
Half an
hour later they were back on the rooftop restaurant of the Hotel sitting at
their special round table drinking to their two new additions. Kim had
developed a complicated three drink cooling system, that kept both her hands
cool while allowing her to drink from a central mother-drink through a straw.
Her antics allowed the two new comers to ease into the group as everyone agreed
that Kim had her ‘special’ moments.
From there the conversation flowed
naturally back and forth. First the were talking about their quest, followed by
Turner and Kim telling the others about their jam with Sam. As the night went
on Darius shocked and delighted with his roadie stories. They soon discovered
that you just had to give the veteran just one keyword to get an outrageous
story from the old man. After they had eaten they had drinks while Darius had
them in stitches with his stories.
Later that evening when Turner
returned from a short stop at the toilet he paused for a moment before joining
his band. He was leaning against a wall in the half shade looking at the
illuminated table where they were sitting. It was now deepest night. All was
dark around it, their table a small island of warm light in a sea of darkness.
He felt a strange sensation, like his insides were being pulled together. It
took him a while to remember that this was how in a past so far away that it
might have happened in another reality he had felt when he knew that his band
had come together. For a moment he thought that this memory had also been one
that had been kept by the Devil. That was not true though. This was a memory he
had lost on his own. With his actual band. The now faceless group of people
touring through the grotty bar’s of Louisiana tyring to make a living. With the
people with whom he had attempted to keep this fire going for so long, he had
lost this feeling.
Adrian shivered. The people around
that table suddenly looked so far away. How did he fit into that group anyway?
He had not done anything to get this going. The mission, the quest as the
others now referred to it, was given him by the Devil. The musicians he had
sought out had all ended in disasters. Only after The Critic had given him his
list did he even have a fucking clue who to look for. Maybe this was it. Adrian
Turner’s time had come and gone a long time ago. He had found all these people
brought them together and now that they were united they had turned into a
band. They did not need him anymore. D.C. could play the guitar. Both Sam and
Cray were great singers, who would have thought, and Kim was a decent shouter
with a lot of potential.
It was getting a bit chilly. Adrian
thought that this was the time to fade into the night. His job here was done.
“Hey chief!” Sam shouted. “What the
fuck are you doing over there?!”
“Yeah Adrian, move your ass over
here. You look like psycho standing there!” D.C. was now drunk enough to shift
into his extrovert persona.
Adrian smiled and walked back into
the light.
Back at the
table the discussion had become focused on the next obstacle on their quest.
“Before we can even dream of booking a gig, we should get a rehearsal
room, don’t you think.” D.C. said.
“Well that should not be that hard. There’s bound to be tons of them
around here.” said Cray.
“Also since we have Lord Coke over there,” said Kim nodding towards
Turner “as our patron money should not be much of a problem.”
“I’m not sure it’ll be that easy. We’ll need a big one.” said D.C.
leading to a moment of complete silence at the table before everyone burst out
laughing.
“Oh for fuck’s sake.” said D.C.
“So you need a big one for fuck’s sake?” Kim asked failing hard at
staying serious. “That clears that up then.”
After that it took a while until the conversation got back on track.
“I don’t see how arguing over the rehearsal room helps solving our
problem.” Cray said “Could be we find the right one first thing tomorrow, could
be we don’t. But sitting here talking about it certainly won’t change that. We
now have a rather good idea what it should look like. So maybe we should wait
with the details until tomorrow?”
“No need to wait.” said Darius. He had not voiced any opinion during
this debate. “’cause uncle Darius has just the place for you.”
Now he had everyones attention.
“Why didn’t you just say so?” Kim asked.
“I just did.”
“Earlier?”
“Well, I needed to know what you all were looking for. Then I had to go
through all the options. Now I know.”
“So where’s that place of yours?” Turner asked.
“That’s a surprise. I’ll drive you there tomorrow.”
“Surprise?” asked D.C.
“Just find it in your heart to trust me. By the way dose anyone of you
here have a drivers license for trucks?”
“I do.” said Cray.
“So do I.” said Sam.
Darius looked pleasantly surprised. “That is very good. It’ll save us a
lot of trouble.”
“It will?” asked Kim.
Darius smiled the lines of his face underlining it. “Another surprise.”
“I hate surprises.” said Kim crestfallen.
* * *
“Is that thing even legal?” asked
D.C. pointing at the steel monster in front of him.
“Who gives a fuck? It’s awesome!”
said Kim.
“What is that even supposed to be?”
asked D.C.
“This ladies and gentlemen is
Jörmungandr.” said Darius swelling with pride turning his already large frame
into a temptation for adventurous alpinists.
“That clears it up then…” said Cray.
“In what dimension would that be
considered tour bus?” asked Sam.
“Australia.” said Darius. If at all
possible the people around him now looked even more confused.
“Is any of this going to make sense
at any point?” asked Turner.
“I was on tour with one of the
greater gods of British rock, back in the seventies. We were driving through
the outback because the band thought it would be a great adventure to not take
the plan but drive through the outback instead. That shit ended with us
stranded in the desert, with no settlement closer than two hundred miles. We
almost died there. The way that place looked no one would have ever found our
bodies. But in the end we were saved by a pair of house cats as huge as lions
who saved our skins and led us to a tribe of Aborigines who nursed us back to
health. But that was when shit started to get really strange…” Darius paused
for a moment. “Where was I?” everyone else pointed towards the infinite machine
in front of them. “Oh yes. Jörmungandr! So we were driving down one of those
endless roads. The ones that stretch from horizon to horizon in an seemingly
endless wasteland when it happened. I sat there looking out of the window,
wondering if that was how the whole world would look like after World War III.
We passed a truck. Which in itself would have been the most exciting thing that
had happened in three days. But that thing was enormous. It had one trailer
stuck to the next. It took is a fucking eternity to overtake it. Since that day
I’ve been dreaming of taking that road train idea and turning it into a
tour-bus. And well there it is.” he said making a ‘tadaa’ motion with his
hands.
Sam tilted her head, squinting a
little. “Yeah. Now that you say it I can almost see it now.”
They were standing in front of what
looked like a complicated multi dimensional bus crash. There was a over long
double decker bus with two articulations in the back, but it was connected to
more buses of different types that were coiling around it. Some of the double
deckers appeared to have been made out of two different vehicles.
“Right now it’s three independent
vehicles.” said Darius, “Two of them with trailers. So there is enough space or
all of you and a lot of equipment. You also said that you think you might want
to recruit more people. There is still plenty of room left. The three main
towing machines can be connected into one super-large train. But that’s not
road legal in many places…”
“No shit.” said Kim under her voice.
“…apart from that the super train is
a real pain in cities. That’s what it is split up. Right now one is enough but
with Cray and Sam as drivers we can take all three of them. Right then. All
aboard! Time to get you to your new rehearsal room.”
It took some more shooing on Darius
side to get his shell shocked colleagues moving. Half an hour later they were
on their way. Darius’s home and workshop was outside the city, so they left in
the ‘super train’ configuration consisting of all three busses and their
trailers linked together into a 250 feet abomination. After a while the others
got used to sitting inside of Jörmungandr. It was rather comfortable inside.
There were leather seats and a bar for one. Another reason for them relaxing
was that from the inside it looked a lot more normal. Only when the drove
around stretched out curves and the could see the other end of the bus out of
the window did the original apprehension reappear.
They drove for hours along the
coast, leaving the city far behind. When ever someone asked Darius where the
fuck they were going he just told them to be patient.
At long last the Jörmungandr slowed,
turning a sharp corner into a narrow dirty road. This was again cause for
excitement for some. Although by now people had leaned to cope in their own
way.
Adrian was focused on his Devil’s
Luck. Even if they should get into a horrible accident with their mobile train
crash they would be OK. Kim had decided that if death had not come to them yet
it was obviously not the time to worry about it and had returned to her former
calm. Sam calmed herself by listening to the rhythms of the machine and those
of the road, slowly starting to trust the strange machine. Cray was now
inspecting the construction of the mega-bus losing him self in the engineering details.
Only D.C. was still freaking out.
The trundled down the winding road
back towards the coast. It took them almost another hour to reach a small
natural harbour enclosed by crescent shaped cliffs. The forest grew right down
to the sea level giving way to a large beach covered with fine white sand
giving way to an ocean of blue waves crowned with white foam.
“Here we are.” Darius declared.
“This is our rehearsal room?” asked
Turner.
“Isn’t it beautiful?”
“Breathtakingly so. I only see a few
small problems.”
“You mean the lack of rooms and
electricity?” said Darius ruining Turner’s sarcastic quip.
“That was what I was going to
mention yes.”
“Look around you. What do you see
Adrian, tell me.”
“A beach. Far from civilisation.”
“What else?”
“Nothing.”
“God your slow.” said Darius.
“Jörmungandr is also very much here.”
“Right.” Turner said. “Oh.” he
added. “Oooooh.” He turned to Darius. “Tell me how much power do the engines of
your ‘bus’ produce.”
“I’m glad you asked. Enough to power
four or five full size houses and there’s enough diesel in the tanks, that
it’ll take five days to get to the point where we have to go back to a gas
station. If we don’t go crazy the fuel can last us for two weeks. Before you
ask, I have spare stacks, microphones, cables. What ever you need its here.”
“I’m impressed.”
“But wait, there is more!”
“Six steak knives?” guessed Turner.
“Actually there are twelve but
that’s not it. I have one last trick up my sleeve.” Darius set the bus slowly
back in motion. He drove slowly in a vary sharp curve pulling levers while
doing so. THis had the effect that the front of Jörmungandr moved while its
tail end remained where it was. Slowly the bus formed a circle leaving a gap
only a few feet wide between the front and the back bumper.
“Jörmungandr is also a mobile
stage.” Darius said grinning.
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